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Breaking News: Joe Smith is Away!

A city-wide investigation led by top Detective, Alfred Zelch has been launched to find the where abouts of Joe Smith. After countless hours of investigation, Zelch was able to find two very important clues.

The first clue was an empty chair with an imprint in it. Zelch believe's that the imprint is of Joe Smith's butt but he is not 100% certain. The second clue was found on a computer program that was running on Joe Smith's computer. Zelch says that Joe Smith was running this program and had decided to put up an "Away Message" on their computer screen.

Based upon the evidence Detective Zelch has concluded that Joe Smith is away from their computer. Zelch stated, "We've been monitoring Joe Smith for many weeks now and have suspected that Joe Smith was going to leave their computer at any moment."

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